I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize