Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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