ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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