just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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