i think my mom watched the whole time
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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