So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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