It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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