dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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