even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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