Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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