i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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