he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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