someone get that fucking seahorse.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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