so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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