we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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