He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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