doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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