Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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