since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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