1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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