with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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