You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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