this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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