when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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