I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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