Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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