I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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