Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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