you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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