google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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