the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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