The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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