u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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