Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
