so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Randomize
