I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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