brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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