Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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