I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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