Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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