Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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