im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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