i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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