we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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