how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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