id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
