Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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