But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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