sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We're too hungover to prance.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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