THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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