apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Randomize
