This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
