What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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