is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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