very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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